Hobosexual My Love Language is Crashing at your place T-shirt Unisex classic tee

You’ve heard of love languages, right? Well, forget acts of service or words of affirmation—your love language is crashing at their place. Introducing the Hobosexual My Love Language is Crashing at Your Place T-Shirt, the perfect blend of hilarity, comfort, and spicy charm for those who know the true meaning of love (free Wi-Fi and a comfy couch).

🔥 Why You'll Love It:

100% Cotton: Soft as the sheets you’ll pretend to help fold (but probably won’t).

Open-End Yarn: Stays fresh longer than your excuses for overstaying your welcome.

Tubular Fabric: Fits like a dream—whether you're snuggling up or subtly hinting at your next "extended stay."

Taped Neck and Shoulders: Built to survive the weight of carrying your minimal possessions.

Double Seam Finish: Because just like your relationships, it’s made to last… kinda.

🌈 Red That Pop: This tee screams, “I may be crashing here, but at least I’m stylish!” Bright, bold, and impossible to miss (even in low lighting during your favorite rom-com marathons).

Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite couch-surfing partner or wearing it as a declaration of your own Hobosexual pride, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter—and bed maker (wink).

Get yours now and let the world know: If love doesn’t come with snacks and a spare key, you don’t want it! 🛋️❤️

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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