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HobobSexual Fisherman beanie
HobobSexual Fisherman beanie
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Hobosexual Fisherman Beanie
“Homeless? No, honey. I’m home more than you can handle.”
You know the type—charming, rugged, and probably living out of their van (which they swear is "totally custom"). The Hobosexual Fisherman Beanie is the ultimate accessory for those who believe in love, adventure, and couch-surfing. Whether you’re reeling in fish or reeling in DMs, this beanie screams, “I may not have a 401(k), but I’ve got personality—and a warm place for your head.”
Why It’s Your Ride-or-Die Beanie:
Wide, Ribbed Knit: Because smooth is overrated. The texture says, “I’m rough around the edges, but you’ll love it.”
Snug, Comfortable Fit: Like a cuddle for your head, without the morning-after awkwardness.
Versatile Style: Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while explaining why “hitchhiking isn’t as dangerous as it sounds.”
One Size Fits Most: Whether you’re riding the rails or riding the waves, it’s got you covered.
Rock this beanie and own your hobosexual swagger. It’s perfect for hopping boxcars, crashing on exes’ couches, or just looking sexy while pretending you’re “off the grid.”
Warning: This beanie may attract curious onlookers, admirers, and people offering you spare change. Use responsibly.
• 100% acrylic
• Wide, ribbed knit
• Snug, comfortable fit
• Versatile style suitable for different outfits
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
“Homeless? No, honey. I’m home more than you can handle.”
You know the type—charming, rugged, and probably living out of their van (which they swear is "totally custom"). The Hobosexual Fisherman Beanie is the ultimate accessory for those who believe in love, adventure, and couch-surfing. Whether you’re reeling in fish or reeling in DMs, this beanie screams, “I may not have a 401(k), but I’ve got personality—and a warm place for your head.”
Why It’s Your Ride-or-Die Beanie:
Wide, Ribbed Knit: Because smooth is overrated. The texture says, “I’m rough around the edges, but you’ll love it.”
Snug, Comfortable Fit: Like a cuddle for your head, without the morning-after awkwardness.
Versatile Style: Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while explaining why “hitchhiking isn’t as dangerous as it sounds.”
One Size Fits Most: Whether you’re riding the rails or riding the waves, it’s got you covered.
Rock this beanie and own your hobosexual swagger. It’s perfect for hopping boxcars, crashing on exes’ couches, or just looking sexy while pretending you’re “off the grid.”
Warning: This beanie may attract curious onlookers, admirers, and people offering you spare change. Use responsibly.
• 100% acrylic
• Wide, ribbed knit
• Snug, comfortable fit
• Versatile style suitable for different outfits
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 19 | 6 ¼ | 2 ¾ | 9 |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 48.3 | 16 | 6.9 | 22.9 |
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