Be Real Fart Already Unisex t-shirt | Humor Tee | Funny Top | Hilarious Shirt

💨 "Be Real, Fart Already" T-Shirt 💨
Because Life's Too Short to Hold It In

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. And that statement is: "Why pretend when you can just... let it rip?" Perfect for breaking the ice (or the wind) at any gathering, this unisex masterpiece combines cutting-edge humor with top-tier comfort.

🌈 Features as Bold as Your Personality

100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft, it’s like a cloud gently hugging your skin, even if the air around you suddenly isn’t so fresh.

Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Because no one wants their shirt to shrink as much as they’d like their... ahem contributions to go unnoticed.

Side-Seamed Construction: Keeps the shirt in shape, even if your jokes (or smells) don’t.

Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Adds durability for those moments when you laugh so hard, you might actually need to put the shirt’s message to good use.

🎨 Vivid Colors That Scream Personality
This shirt is loud—just like the sound you’re no longer ashamed of. The bold hues grab attention faster than the family dog when it hears that sound.

💡 Perfect For:

Office parties where "professionalism" is optional.

First dates (if they can’t handle your shirt, they don’t deserve your soul—or your beans).

Gag gifts that become the most-worn item in the recipient’s closet.

Everyday wear, because why fake it when you can flaunt it?

Unleash your inner mischief-maker with the "Be Real, Fart Already" T-Shirt. It’s not just a tee—it’s a public service announcement wrapped in style. Grab yours now and become the hero everyone laughs with. 🎉

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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