Attire T LLC
Unisex Ask Jesus for a ride Home Hoodie
Are you tired of being the designated driver for your free-loading friends who never offer to chip in for gas money? Say goodbye to their constant requests for a ride with our hilarious "Ask Jesus for a Ride Home" hoodie. Not only will it make a witty statement, but it'll also let them know that they better start walking or praying for a ride. Plus, it'll keep you warm on those long walks home alone. Upgrade your wardrobe and your ride-sharing game with this must-have hoodie.
Are you fed up with playing chauffeur for your pals who conveniently forget their wallet every time it's gas money o'clock? Bid farewell to their shameless hitchhiking attempts with our side-splitting "Ask Jesus for a Ride Home" hoodie!
Crafted with 70% polyester, 27% cotton, and 3% elastane, this hoodie is as smooth as your excuses for dodging carpool requests.
The fabric? So soft, it'll make your grandma's hugs feel like a handshake. The inside? Brushed fleece that's cozier than a puppy cuddling in a blanket fort. The hood? Double-lined and designed on both sides – because your style deserves attention from every angle.
Unisex, so everyone can join the "Ask Jesus for a Ride Home" movement. Plus, drawstrings for a personalized fit, because we believe in freedom, especially when it comes to hoodie adjustments.
Overlock seams? More like over-the-top awesomeness! This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement. And that statement? "Sorry, pals, Jesus handles my ride requests now."
This hip and hilarious fashion statement not only throws shade but also sends a divine message—time for them to step up or start perfecting their walking skills. And bonus, it's your stylish shield against the chill during those solo rides home. Revamp your closet and level up your ride-sharing antics with this absolute wardrobe essential! 🚗✨
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |
CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
XS | 88 | 68 | 94 |
S | 92 | 72 | 98 |
M | 96 | 76 | 102 |
L | 104 | 84 | 110 |
XL | 112 | 92 | 118 |
2XL | 120 | 100 | 126 |
3XL | 128 | 108 | 134 |