Hobosexual : My Love Language is crashing at your place Unisex Graphic Funny Warm Hoodie

Hobosexual Vibes Activated: My Love Language is Crashing at Your Place!

When you’re not just seeking love but a place to crash, this hoodie says it all! “My Love Language is Crashing at Your Place” lets them know upfront what you’re really after — a warm body AND a warm bed (and maybe WiFi). Cozy up in this crash-worthy hoodie, made with a 100% cotton face and a heavenly blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester. With a front pouch pocket for storing snacks and matching flat drawstrings for that laid-back, “I might never leave” vibe, this hoodie is the ultimate partner-in-crime for your next sleepover mission.

Whether you're hopping from couch to couch or staying for "just one night," the 3-panel hood and self-fabric patch on the back got your style covered. It's the perfect gear for professional hobosexuals, seasoned couch surfers, and anyone whose idea of romance is sharing a Netflix account.

Heads up! This baby runs small, just like your roommate’s patience after the third night. Order a size up for the perfect fit and keep crashing in style!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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