Attire T LLC
Hobosexual : I'm Not looking for Love Just a Place with wifi Humor Funny Unisex Hoodie
$39.99
Hobosexual Hoodie: "I'm Not Looking for Love, Just a Place with WiFi" – No Commitment, Just Comfort!
Swipe right on the coziest fling you'll ever have. This Hobosexual hoodie is for the modern-day couch surfer who's not after a soulmate—just a WiFi password. Made from a 100% cotton face with a soft blend of 65% ringspun cotton and 35% polyester, it feels like crashing on the comfiest couch, minus the awkward morning conversation.
Equipped with a front pouch pocket for your late-night snack stash and a 3-panel hood for when you need to hide from commitment, this hoodie even has matching flat drawstrings because, hey, you may not have your own place, but you've still got style. The self-fabric patch on the back adds a touch of "I'm too cool for a lease."
🚨 Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small, like your chances of staying the night, so order one size up for a fit that leaves room for a little morning-after grace. No love required—just WiFi, baby!
Perfect for: Couch hopping, WiFi hunting, and ghosting your latest match.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Swipe right on the coziest fling you'll ever have. This Hobosexual hoodie is for the modern-day couch surfer who's not after a soulmate—just a WiFi password. Made from a 100% cotton face with a soft blend of 65% ringspun cotton and 35% polyester, it feels like crashing on the comfiest couch, minus the awkward morning conversation.
Equipped with a front pouch pocket for your late-night snack stash and a 3-panel hood for when you need to hide from commitment, this hoodie even has matching flat drawstrings because, hey, you may not have your own place, but you've still got style. The self-fabric patch on the back adds a touch of "I'm too cool for a lease."
🚨 Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small, like your chances of staying the night, so order one size up for a fit that leaves room for a little morning-after grace. No love required—just WiFi, baby!
Perfect for: Couch hopping, WiFi hunting, and ghosting your latest match.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
