Attire T LLC
Clout is a Helluva Drug Unisex classic tee | Women | Men | Funny Humor Shirt | Adult Humor
$32.99
Clout is a Helluva Drug Tee – For Calling Out Clout Chasers (or Embracing Your Inner One)
Got a sixth sense for spotting fake flexes? Or maybe you're the one breaking necks with your attention-grabbing ways? Either way, this unisex short-sleeve tee is your ultimate style mic drop. Perfect for calling out clout chasers—or owning the fact that you are one—this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but too scared to post.
Features That Demand Attention:
100% Cotton: Soft, breathable, and as real as your unfiltered opinions.
Open-End Yarn: Durable enough to handle the weight of your savage comebacks.
Tubular Fabric: Seamless perfection for your seamless rise to the top.
Taped Neck and Shoulders: Sturdy construction, because calling people out can get heavy.
Double-Seamed Sleeves & Hem: Built to last longer than your ex’s clout phase.
This tee’s lightweight feel and bold energy are designed for those who know how to spark drama without breaking a sweat. Whether you’re pointing out fake followers or owning your clout addiction, this shirt keeps you comfy, stylish, and just petty enough.
🔥 Pro Tip: Wear it while scrolling through comments—it’s like armor for your vibe.
Warning:
May cause side-eye from the cloutless and immediate DMs from those trying to hitch a ride on your wave.
🛒 Get yours now and serve that clout-chasing truth while looking like a total legend.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 410 W Race St. Pottsville Pa or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Got a sixth sense for spotting fake flexes? Or maybe you're the one breaking necks with your attention-grabbing ways? Either way, this unisex short-sleeve tee is your ultimate style mic drop. Perfect for calling out clout chasers—or owning the fact that you are one—this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but too scared to post.
Features That Demand Attention:
100% Cotton: Soft, breathable, and as real as your unfiltered opinions.
Open-End Yarn: Durable enough to handle the weight of your savage comebacks.
Tubular Fabric: Seamless perfection for your seamless rise to the top.
Taped Neck and Shoulders: Sturdy construction, because calling people out can get heavy.
Double-Seamed Sleeves & Hem: Built to last longer than your ex’s clout phase.
This tee’s lightweight feel and bold energy are designed for those who know how to spark drama without breaking a sweat. Whether you’re pointing out fake followers or owning your clout addiction, this shirt keeps you comfy, stylish, and just petty enough.
🔥 Pro Tip: Wear it while scrolling through comments—it’s like armor for your vibe.
Warning:
May cause side-eye from the cloutless and immediate DMs from those trying to hitch a ride on your wave.
🛒 Get yours now and serve that clout-chasing truth while looking like a total legend.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Attire T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 410 W Race St. Pottsville Pa or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
