No Hand Outs Short-Sleeve Men's Custom T-Shirt | Humor Shirt |

Say it louder for the ones in the back! This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a bold declaration for anyone tired of freeloaders trying to turn your wallet into their retirement plan. Meet the No Handouts Short-Sleeve Custom T-Shirt—a wearable reminder that relationships should be partnerships, not business transactions.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee feels as soft as their sob stories but is tough enough to withstand the drama they bring to the table—which is nothing, by the way. With shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it stays sturdy while you dodge Thirst traps, and the quarter-turned construction ensures no awkward creases, unlike their poorly thought-out excuses.

Whether you're calling out nonsense at brunch or fending off DMs from people with zero ambition and max entitlement, this shirt’s got your back. Literally. Perfect for turning heads, sparking laughs, and, let’s face it, making someone uncomfortably self-aware.
Make It Viral:
Pair it with your smirk, your swagger, and a loaded bank account that’s not a community fund. This shirt does the talking—“No handouts, babe. This table’s reserved for self-made bosses.”

💎 Bring the heat. Keep your cash. Become your truth.
Order now and let the world know: No Handouts Allowed. In a tee that’s as savage as your standards. 💸



• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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