Attire T LLC
Doom- Scrolling My way to Enlightenment Unisex t-shirt
$29.99
Doom-Scrolling My Way to Enlightenment Unisex T-Shirt
If you're gonna spiral into the void, might as well look fabulous doing it! This tee is your one-way ticket to enlightenment (or at least, mildly amusing distraction). Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels softer than your last existential crisis, it's got all the cozy vibes without the commitment. Plus, the pre-shrunk fabric means no surprises after a wash — because you have enough to ponder without mystery shrinkage.
With side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this shirt is built as solid as your doom-scrolling habit. Just pull it on, grab your phone, and let the wisdom (or questionable memes) come to you. Great for both men and women, so bring your scrolling buddy — because misery loves a cute matching tee!
So go ahead, embrace the feed — your path to nirvana just got stylish.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you're gonna spiral into the void, might as well look fabulous doing it! This tee is your one-way ticket to enlightenment (or at least, mildly amusing distraction). Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels softer than your last existential crisis, it's got all the cozy vibes without the commitment. Plus, the pre-shrunk fabric means no surprises after a wash — because you have enough to ponder without mystery shrinkage.
With side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this shirt is built as solid as your doom-scrolling habit. Just pull it on, grab your phone, and let the wisdom (or questionable memes) come to you. Great for both men and women, so bring your scrolling buddy — because misery loves a cute matching tee!
So go ahead, embrace the feed — your path to nirvana just got stylish.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
